If you are flying solo on Valentine’s Day, celebrate with the lover that never lets you down. The one who always gets turned on whether or not you’ve washed your hair or waxed your legs. The one who knows how to find your g-spot without the aid of a satellite navigation system. To paraphrase, Marilyn Monroe “I don’t know who invented the vibrator but all women owe him a lot.”
Jenny McCarthy loves her pleasure instrument so much she even has a twitter account for it. You can tweet her joystick at @jennysvibrator. Eva Longoria has testified that the best sex she’s ever had has been with her vibe: High praise from a vixen who has dated a shopping list of Hollywood studs. Eva’s love instrument is clearly the secret behind her 100-watt smile. As for me, I could no more survive without my trusty battery-operated boyfriend than the Lone Ranger could without Tonto.
Raise a toast to your true love with this pulse raising Get the Vibe cocktail. If you are at a loose end on this day of lovers, don’t cry into your b-cups. Pour yourself a glass of this female Viagra, put on the Barry White and saddle up your space shuttle.
1 1/2 oz vodka
½ oz Chambord
1 oz pineapple juice
Raspberry and/or pineapple slice, for garnish
Pour the vodka, Chambord and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a raspberry or a pineapple slice and a little umbrella